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View Book Info Page. Genre: Paranormal , Romance. Dating the Undead had a premise I was excited about: a dating website for vampires. That sounds pretty cool, right? What I got was disappointment and a bad case of agita. She leaves and runs into Logan Byrne, a stunningly handsome Irish vampire. While Silver is being recruited, Logan is as well.
Dating The Undead by Juliet Lyons
More Details Original Title. Bite Nights 1. Friend Reviews. To see what your friends thought of this book, please sign up. To ask other readers questions about Dating The Undeadplease sign up. Lists with This Book. Community Reviews. Showing Rating details. More filters. Sort order. Jun 26, Kat Valentine rated it it was amazing. What a thoroughly entertaining read!!! I haven't laughed this much in along time!!!
This book was awesome had fabulous one liners and the characters had a awesome chemistry and the humor and snark was priceless as well!! And the steam was hot,hot!!! Also the sexual banter between Logan and silver was fabulous!!
A sexy Irish gypsy vampire and a smart talking bad ass independent London girl meet after girl kicks date in the nuts and throws a drink on the skank who he was caught cheating with.
This Wattpad version is the first draft of DATING THE UNDEAD. The rewritten, updated, and highly edited version will be available from May 2nd from. Editorial Reviews. Review. ''Relatable characters and a well-crafted setting make this a Dating the Undead (Bite Nights Book 1) - Kindle edition by Juliet Lyons. Paranormal Romance Kindle eBooks @ bellasoulshop.com It's Bridget Jones with vampires in this fresh and funny paranormal romance from debut author Juliet Lyons. When Silver Harris kisses sexy Irish.
I l What a thoroughly entertaining read!!! I loved This hot modern vampire romance it had great characters and a awesome storyline with great secondary characters like the ancient and big boss and overlord Ronin who sounds sexy as hell and is dangerous as they come. Then theirs old movie starlet and silver's landlord and friend Etta who's funny as shit!!! Loved this old lady!!! And the sinister totally demented bitch vampiress Anastasia who wants nothing more then to bring Logan to his knee's!!
Can't wait to read the next two books in this series!!! Juliet Lyons is a awesome writer,I'm a fan for life!! View all 47 comments. Mar 20, Deborah rated it liked it.Adventure Time - Undead Dating - Cartoon Network
New Year's Eve is not going according to plan for Silver Harris when she catches her date kissing someone else. One drink in the face and kick in the nuts later Silver is being escorted out where she meets the incredibly handsome and irresistible Logan Byrne vampire, one kiss from Logan and Silver knows he's ruined her and human men are just not going to cut it anymore. Assuming she'll never see him again Silver joins V-Date. Logan returns and things pick up where they left off but the path of true love never runs smooth especially when one half of the relationship is years old and has a vengeful ex-sire on his tail.
This is an enjoyable read both Logan and Silver are good characters with some funny dialogue between them and I really wanted things to work out. Also I liked that the ancients are different, demon like and next to impossible to destroy and certainly not the same as those they create.
So what didn't work for me? I felt at times it dragged now this could be because I didn't particularly feel the police part worked that well and the only real reason I can think it's there is to introduce Vincent ready for his book 'Romancing the Undead' which is next.
Also the epilogue, I'm a huge fan of epilogues but it ended quite abruptly, I know, I know when is a good time to end but I would have liked a bit more. So all things considered this is a good entertaining read and while we know how it's going to end the fact that we know doesn't distract from the story itself.
View all 17 comments. May 10, Dash fan rated it it was amazing Shelves: netgalley.
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It didn't disappoint! V-Date is the name of the Vampire dating service. However it does attract attention from all kinds of people As to why they have an interest So when Silver joins up to meet her Vamp, she never believes she will meet Logan again.
He's sexy, hot and intriguing! Both feel a connection instantly Dating the Undead kept me hooked the whole way through. There is so much packed into the first book it's exciting, plenty of twists to keep the reader enthralled.
Lots of chance encounters, plenty of risks, an undercover plot, sizzling passion and sexy vamps I loved Silver, she has a lot of determination and isn't scared easily. Her fear of nothing often got her into plenty of mishaps which was great!
She was the perfect female lead. Her character had me laughing out loud many times throughout the book, with her no filter, Witty attitude. Logan was everything you want from a sexy vamp. He was mysterious, but had a kind heart, he oozes masculinity, yet he was charming,and the spark between Silver and Logan was sizzling.
Plenty of steamy sex scenes to get your pulses racing! Can't wait for book 2. I have a strong feeling this series is going to be a big hit! Would I recommend this book A fresh and exciting new Vamp book. I love reading new vampire books with a difference. This one is no exception it has it all a mix of fresh new Vamp action and the charms of the old school vamp ie, glamourising humans to forget! I received this book from the Publisher in exchange for a honest and fair review via Netgalley.
View 2 comments. Aug 03, XxTainaxX rated it liked it. Audiobook review. Cute story. While I don't expect vampire stories to have much believability, I did have some eye-rolling moments as I listened.
Silver is, like many folks, trying to find love. She is quite fluid in her approach and goes with the flow, which can be good at times and others not so much. I liked Logan because he stuck to his principles despite strong opposition. In that way, they are almost opposites. The love scenes were ok. The writing, pacing, and transitions good. I would hav Audiobook review. I would have liked a little more development with Silver but there was some noted growth. There was an opportunity missed in the plot details.
I was left confused by what was supposed to be the climax of the story. We are expected to just accept that something occurs but are not given the setup of what makes it possible. The narrators had good tone, pitch, pace. The accents were ok, but you can tell the hero's is not natural. Safety: h continues to "date" other vampires while with the H. No physical contact occurs with them and there is a purported reason but I personally wasn't a big fan of this.
No rape. Yes to abuse. Apr 27, Dianne rated it it was amazing Shelves: 1-in-seriesarc-readcontemporary-romantic-comedynetgalleyownparanormal-romance.
Leave it to London to be on the cutting edge of romance and leave it to Silver to fall for a vampire with more kindness and humanity in his left fang than the humans she has known. Like the Princess who had to kiss a few frogs before finding her Prince, Silver is determined to find the vampire of her dating dreams. Who knew she may have found the love of her life?
She is brash, gutsy and pretty much clueless to the real dangers of playing with sharp objects. She would have surely perished without Logan lurking in the background. I received an ARC edition from Sourcebooks in exchange for my honest review. My Rating; 4. Would it hurt for the two of you to stop talking so much?
Not I! Sexy times: Stopped paying attention. This was one flavor of ice cream that I found booooooring. Like artificial vanilla ice milk. There, that's what it was. Plan on reading more by the author: Nope Synopsis Idiot girl gets kissed and sucked by a vampire. They trade what start off to be funny barbs and what quickly declines into a quagmire of word vom Would it hurt for the two of you to stop talking so much?
They trade what start off to be funny barbs and what quickly declines into a quagmire of word vomit. He's never fallen for a human before but she's his human. He can tell. She's everything. So he puts his life in danger to keep on banging on her drum. But this particular banging does not happen before said idiot enrolls in a Vampire dating website on the "dark web" so she can find out if all vamps bite the same way and bring her the same joy.
Mistake 47 but we know that and idiot does not. Idiot gets embroiled in some investigative shite. The vamp boyfriend is supposed to glamor her out of it.
And you get the drift. Stuff happens. More stuff happens. They talk a lot. And I mean a lot - a lot. As in "please stop" and "any day now". And they basically keep talking about the same thing over and over again. Why it did or didn't work for me: It just was not good. There's no two ways about it. I skimmed and glanced and moved through the book with the speed of a mouse on the trail of cheese or pate, if you must know.
Were I a mouse, I'd be all about pate and not cheese. Then again, dairy makes me sneeze, so there is that. Signed, Not my cuppa blood. When his boss assigns him to spy on V-Date, he meets Silver again.
Turns out, the police are recruiting humans to snitch on vampires through the dating site. As the snark and sparks fly, feelings between Silver and Logan deepen. But, when old demons resurface—literally—Logan isn't sure he can shield either of them from the dangers that have been lying in wait for centuries. Facebook Twitter Rss. All Rights Reserved. Facebook Twitter Pinterest.
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Mar 21, April rated it it was amazing. How much fun does this sound?! I want to thank Molly over at Reviews By Molly for introducing this to me!! Once she told me about it, I had to rush over to Amazon and grab myself a copy. My copy came today, thanks to my lovely UPS man and let me tell you - it is delish, laugh-out-loud humorous and just tons of fun! The endless drool-worthy pictures are awesome - remember back in the day when you used to grab those pop and movie mags, drool over the pics of the hot guys and hang them up on the wa How much fun does this sound?!
The endless drool-worthy pictures are awesome - remember back in the day when you used to grab those pop and movie mags, drool over the pics of the hot guys and hang them up on the wall? Well, Dating the Undead is like that, but only for grown-ups, lol. Other than the pictures, there are tons of parody advertisements geared toward the day-to-day lifestyle of the Undead Coffin Klein, anyone? Think Cosmo for the undead!
As extra added fun there is an exclusive excerpt from The Darkest Seduction by Ms. Showalter herself. I have to say that these two girls have produced a very unique, addicting and amazingly fun idea with the paranormal magazine parody!
This is a definite not-to-be-missed publication for paranormal lovers everywhere! I am not sure if they are going to release another edition, but I would be first in line to pick up a new copy!! Feb 24, Shelly Bell rated it it was amazing Shelves: reviewed. When I learned about Dating the Undead, I attempted to pre-order it for my Kindle, only to discover to my shock and horror that it would only be available in print.
Dating the Undead had a premise I was excited about: a dating website for vampires. That sounds pretty cool, right? And I'm always trying to. WOMAN SEEKING VAMPIRE Likes keep things casual Absolutely poetry Zero romance required Silver Harris over clingy men—maybe. Start by marking “Dating The Undead (Bite Nights, #1)” as Want to Read: When Silver Harris kisses sexy Irish vampire Logan Byrne on New Year's Eve, she knows other humans just won't suffice. Convinced she'll never see him again, she joins the uber-popular vampire dating site, V.
I have nothing against printed books, but I prefer to read on my Kindle- something about instant gratification. Hyped as the first and only guide devoting to loving the immortal man, female humans are referred to as Living Girls or LG, for short.
Complete with tips on how to manscape your immortal with skin and hair products aimed for immortals, workouts for LGs and their immortal men, and recipes, readers will find themselves immersed into a fictional world. The humor of the authors, Gena Showalter and Jill Monroe, shines throughout the guide.
To read more of this review, visit www. Oct 13, Jessica at Book Sake rated it really liked it. What a fun read! This book is set up like a magazine with less advertisements and more substance. All of this substance is fun and filled with all the paranormal guys you can handle. Seriously…so many different guys. There is something for fans of vampires, zombies, angels, demons, dragons, werewolves…. Need advice on how to snag a date with your ideal paranormal guy? Reader letters and questions are featured as well.
Even the advertisements are geared towards to girl who What a fun read! Even the advertisements are geared towards to girl who is living but likes her guys on the undead side.
The advertisements are always amusing and very clever. This is a great read for those who just want to droll over all the different types of paranormal guys we love to read about and for those that want more information about them. Reviewed by Jessica for Book Sake. Feb 13, Kari rated it really liked it Shelves: I thought this guide was really neat. Any fan of paranormal romance will want this volume in their collection.
It reads just like your favorite woman's magazine without the subscription cards and perfume samples Thank the gods! It's filled with advice on how to handle your undead lover or spouse. It has fun fashion and beauty tips, a love quiz, and tons of photos of very drool worthy male beings. I got a kick out of the ads that are littered throughout the book.
Who wouldn't want to decorate I thought this guide was really neat. Who wouldn't want to decorate their house with items from Cave and Coffin? Gena and Jill have put together a really fun and informative book. Definitely check it out or consider giving it as a gift to a friend who loves the paranormal! Dec 18, Brenda rated it it was amazing Shelves: vampireswerewolvesgenre-fantasyshifters-shapeshiftingdragonsanthologyauthor-gena-showalterfavoriteharlequin-romancehumor-funny-humorous.
OMG I can't wait to read this! Not only is the guy on the cover seriously hawt, but the excerpt of Paris's story would be worth buying this alone. That's how this very funny book reads. It was so funny and the excerpt of Paris's story really is worth buying this for. Feb 24, DJL rated it really liked it Shelves: romancereviewparanormal-romancesupernaturalhumorfrom-library. It would be really fun to see unique "books" like it a bit more often especially from other authors in order to get their take.
Readers get hilarious advertisements, fantastical dating advice, even cocktail recipes in this gem of a magazine that I sometimes wish was available in subscription just for the ads. I thought the concept was unique, whimsical, and quite enjoyable. Those who adore paranor I adore Gena Showalter, and I could see her doing something off-the-wall like Dating the Undead. Those who adore paranormal creatures or are avid Gena Showalter or Jill Monroe fans should get a real kick out of this title.
Feb 14, Anna rated it really liked it Shelves: reviewsparanormal-romance. An excellent read. Informative and funny. Dating the Undead is set up in size and content like an issue of Cosmo, except geared toward immortals. Inside the pages you will find articles on all sorts of topics that will be helpful for you and your immortal, quizzes, recipes, an excerpt to The Darkest Seduction and more.
This is a must read for immortal fans, especially if you love the Lords of the Underworld. Feb 24, Caro rated it really liked it Shelves: parodyparanormal-romanceone-shot-readread Cosmopolitan with hot immortal guys? I knew I had to buy it!
And it was the right dedision. Jill Monroe and Gena Showalter present us with a dish of pure fun. There's everything in here: recipes, quizzes, good advice, information about your favorite immortal, and so much more. I don't want to give too much away since it would ruin all the fun, but this is definetely a must-read for every Paranormal Romance fan, and especially fans of Ms Showalters Lords of the Underworld series.
Jan 15, Kara Griffin rated it it was amazing Shelves: paranormal-romancehumorlords-of-the-underworldvampiresweres-and-shiftersdemonsdragons. I really enjoyed this book! Writing a Cosmo Magazine type book for LG's living girls wanting to date immortals was a great idea! The ads were really cute. I liked the Gena and Jill's version of zombies as video game loving junk food addicts.
And really any book that talks about the importance of horn condoms for sexy time with your demon is ok by me! Dec 13, John Orman rated it really liked it. What's your love match--vampire, demon, or zombie? This is the type of book that has a quiz to help you find out! The Sexy Pickup Lines article was quite amusing-- To a vampire: "Do you believe in love at first bite?
Dec 31, Rachel- Goodbye Borders rated it really liked it Shelves: read Oh my goodness! This is laugh-out loud hilarious! My favorite parts were the advertisements- think U. What I didn't care that much for? I realize she's one of the co-authors, but did we really need the Lord of the Underworld plugs?
Jan 16, Nicole rated it it was amazing Recommends it for: Everyone Shelves: favorite-authors. It's quite unique and I enjoyed it. Thought it was cute and made me giggle sometimes like I did when I was young and looked through magazines.
Fun articles and contest winners. It was very unique and an awesome idea. And a great teaser for ppl who follow the books. Oct 04, Leanne Arbez rated it really liked it.
This book just came today, and just glancing through it made me giggle. It's full of silly advertisements, and lots of good fun. I can't wait to read the first chapter of the Darkest Seduction Finally Paris' book. May 03, Jacqui rated it it was amazing Shelves: just-got. The only magazine that I have read every single page of! How do they come up with these things.
My only complaint is that there isn't another 1 coming out next month!!! Feb 11, Melodie rated it really liked it Shelves: possessionfictionnovella.
I had expected more from this but it was interesting enough. My favorite part has to be the Lords of the Underworld pictures which are beyond hot and of course, The Darkest Seduction preview chapters.
Readers also enjoyed. About Gena Showalter. Gena Showalter. Gena Showalter is the New York Times and USA Today bestselling author of over thirty books in paranormal and contemporary romances, as well as young adult novels. Her novels have appeared in Cosmopolitan Magazine, and Seventeen Magazine, and have been transl Gena Showalter is the New York Times and USA Today bestselling author of over thirty books in paranormal and contemporary romances, as well as young adult novels.
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